You know the one. The shaker that’s been through it all. Rolled around in your car boot, left in your bag for days, survived a commute, a camping trip, and even an encounter with soup. It’s not just a bottle — it’s a sidekick. A silent witness to early alarms, missed trains, and questionable protein experiments.
We’ve gathered a few tales — some true, some possibly exaggerated — from the life of the humble shaker. Because if these bottles could talk, they’d have stories.
The Early Riser’s Shaker
"I don’t remember the last time I had a lie-in. This morning? 5:12am. My owner doesn’t even turn on the lights — just grabs me, half-asleep, fills me with something cold and caffeinated, and we’re off. Spin class, 6am. I’ve never known peace."
Last seen: wedged in the cup holder of a Fiat 500, half full of oat milk and ambition.
The Weekend Adventurer’s Shaker
"They packed light, but not that light — I made the cut. Three days in the Peaks. I survived being clipped to a backpack, dropped in a stream, and used to mix up a highly suspect powdered latte. No regrets. 10/10 view from the summit."
Still smells faintly of trail mix and wet socks.
The Kitchen Sink Shaker
"I’m not entirely sure what’s going on anymore. Last week it was greens, this week it’s overnight oats, and yesterday I was definitely a salad dressing container. I’ve been rinsed but never properly washed. I live in the sink now."
Waiting patiently to be cleaned. Again.
The Desk Dweller’s Shaker
"They don’t go to the gym. I know this because I’ve never seen daylight. I sit next to a laptop, usually filled with water, sometimes squash, occasionally… soup? It’s fine. I have a good spot. Window view. Heated debates on Teams meetings."
Bonus: doubles as a stress toy during long calls.
Every shaker has a story — and whether yours is scaling hills, commuting to the office, or doing laps in the dishwasher, we’ve made ours to keep up with it all. From icy pre-workouts to hot chocolate on a cold train platform, Beyond Shakers are built for whatever the day throws at you.
And if yours has a story worth telling, we’d love to hear it.
